{"product_id":"gary-the-friendly-goblin-shark-enamel-mug","title":"Gary the Friendly Goblin Shark - Enamel Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdvisor Notes - Tenant [GB1N-FSH] \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eYes ok I understand that those bloody footprints lead right to Gary's cell. Ok ok fine Tenant 'GB1N-FSH'. You can't possibly thing Gary would do this?! Where's the proof? No - besides the bloody trail leading to his cell. Listen to me, Gary is one of us! He eats with us! He calls us by name! He whispers to me while I'm sleeping, he tells me how to remove other advisors from my path. You just want to hurt us.. You're trying to get rid of me.. I won't let you.. I WON'T LET YOU!\u003c\/em\u003e\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Advisor 6 \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 1: Advisor 6 is 'heavily reccomended' for reconditioning and has such, been sent to our kennel division for corrective measures. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 2: Gary has been allowed to roam the kennel between the hours of 9a.m. to 3p.m. because he asked super nicely. We have asked him to look out for Advisor 2 as she has been reported missing some time ago after an enclosure check in Gary's cell block.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 12oz (0.35 l)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Anti-alkali and acid proof\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: BPA and lead free\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: NB! Do not microwave\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz \/ Black Rim","offer_id":59914723983441,"sku":"25902540310968030519","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/0735\/0865\/files\/Mug.png?v=1785332803","url":"https:\/\/thecreaturekennel.com\/products\/gary-the-friendly-goblin-shark-enamel-mug","provider":"The Creature Kennel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}