{"product_id":"pterry-the-pterodactyl-vinyl-sticker-3-x-4","title":"Pterry the Pterodactyl - Vinyl Sticker [3\" x 4\"]","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdvisor Notes - Tenant [PT3R-5R] \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eOh hello.. 'sir'? *Advisor 2 who is this? Terry? ..oh excuse me, 'Pterry'.. how could you tell.. forget it.* Hello Mr. Pterry, welcome to the kennel! We have plenty of tenants for adoptions if you'd like a tour. Advisor 2 speak up this isn't a library. Pterry is a what? I've been running this kennel for over a year I think I'd be able to tell.. GOOD LORD PTERRY, YOU'VE GOT WINGS!? Egg on my face I suppose, no matter - Advisor 2 please escort Pterry to the east wing and place him in an enclosure. Ok well which is it? Either he's a guest or a tenant, pick one. F.I.N.E. - whatever gets Pterry into containment.\u003c\/em\u003e\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-A7 \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 1: Advisor 2 has created the kennel's first ever subsection dedicated to 'near sentient' tenants to better respect our live-in family. Way to show some initiative! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 2: En-route to the new subsection, Advisor 2 mistook a potential candidate for a 'less aggressive' tenant, and has since gone missing. Your heart was in the right place.. or several. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 3: The new subsection has been named 'Second Advisor's Near Sentient Subsection' or SANSS for short. You will be missed, and WILL be put on administrative leave effective immediately.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":62649360711761,"sku":"21875898357333057724","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/0735\/0865\/files\/Holes_Sticker.png?v=1789660341","url":"https:\/\/thecreaturekennel.com\/products\/pterry-the-pterodactyl-vinyl-sticker-3-x-4","provider":"The Creature Kennel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}