{"product_id":"slime-king-vinyl-sticker-3-x-4","title":"Slime King - Vinyl Sticker [3\" x 4\"]","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdvisor Notes - Tenant [SLM-KNG] \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eHe's goo, he doesn't get diplomatic immunity. Yes I know HE says it applies through the.. glad I wrote it down: the \"International Treaty of all Sentient Non-Newtonian Fluids\". That's not going to hold up in court.. \"sire\". A6, please put a lid on the jar, place 'his highness' ever so gently in a South wing enclosure, and let's clock out. They're not going to approve our overtime because 'sir commands a lot' won't stop arguing. A6 DO NOT BOW TO THE TENANT!\u003c\/em\u003e\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Advisor 3 \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 1: SLM-KNG has been placed in the South wing under minimum security measures (on a shelf, in a jar), no activity from that sector as of 0600 hours. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdate 2: Ok so every single sink, toilet, and drainage pipe has been clogged to such a degree that we have had to relocate some of our more 'active' tenants out of the South wing completely. Upon passing SLM-KNG, it appeared as if he was smirking - or the closest equivalent for a pile of Jello with a party city crown.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":59981222051921,"sku":"51638809513705782065","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/0735\/0865\/files\/Asset_6d_0b569f0c-c578-4037-a63e-b1404ab07694.png?v=1786028518","url":"https:\/\/thecreaturekennel.com\/products\/slime-king-vinyl-sticker-3-x-4","provider":"The Creature Kennel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}