All I Got Was This Finger - Vinyl Sticker [4" x 6"]

Advisor Notes - Company Retreat

"Usually we don't have the budget for our employees to come with us to the annual convention, but due to various anonymous and worrying donations [with accompanying blood letters], we managed to raise enough to take the entire kennel staff! Oh it was great, Advisor 3 got stretched on the sacrificial rack, Advisor 2 got to shake hands with the Elder of Sand! He was so starstruck they had to brand a cult sigil into his neck for him to let go of her arm! Classic Advisor 2. We had a fantastic time and will be coming back next year. We haven't heard from Advisor 1 since he slipped behind the panel curtains to try and "catch a glimpse of the cosmic anomoly". If anything I'm sure he'll turn up back at the kennel.. they always seem to in one form or another.. 10/10 would gather with other hooded figures under a full blood moon to appease the spire, again."

-A7