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Hello, my name is ADVISOR - Vinyl Sticker [4" x 6"]
Advisor Notes - New Hire
"You're joking. No no please take a seat! Apologies, I was just surprised to see some brave soul apply after our last advisor had gone miss- 'EH EM' went on "administrative leave". What do you mean 'why did you do airquotes around that?" You'll learn kid. So it says here that you have about 4 years of experience in a lab recently closed due to... let's see here; 'Unexpected and aggressive pathogen release"? Wow you are going to fit RIGHT in here! Any adverse effects from the outbreak? Mhmm mhmm. Sole survivor? Pulsating green haze around your vision? No friends or immediate family who will come looking for you? YOU'RE HIRED! Welcome to the team Advisor. Sign the waiver, don't make eye contact."
-A7