If It Flies It Spies - T-Shirt

Advisor Notes - If It Flies It Spies

"Listen closely, I'm recording this from the Kennel re-education facility basement: the birds are NOT real. They have limited my outside time to 30 minutes a day, something about 'going into hysterics' when I see one of their drones charging on the power line. I know what's going on, flock cameras? I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE... They are watching me, I only have a moment to get this message out: two birds, one stone, I repeat: two birds one stone. If I don't make it out of here, know that my last words were ones of truth. I can hear them coming down the stairwell now.. I wonder if I may fly after it's done."

-Advisor 4

.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))

.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton