The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie - T-Shirt

Advisor Notes - The Birds: A.K.A. Government Spies

"I know they're watching me.. turning their little heads like clockwork, every 40 seconds. listen.. LISTEN! ... those aren't 'coos', they are sending our coordinates back to HQ. DON'T LOOK! They scan your eyes for a genetic lock, that's when the surveillance really begins. You see, they start flapping to recharge their batteries and... hey.. HEY LET GO! DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME WITH THOSE RESTRAINTS! I KNOW WHAT I SAW! I KNOW WHAT I SA-"

-Advisor 4

.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton