Slime King - Vinyl Sticker [3" x 4"]
Advisor Notes - Tenant [SLM-KNG]
"He's goo, he doesn't get diplomatic immunity. Yes I know HE says it applies through the.. glad I wrote it down: the "International Treaty of all Sentient Non-Newtonian Fluids". That's not going to hold up in court.. "sire". A6, please put a lid on the jar, place 'his highness' ever so gently in a South wing enclosure, and let's clock out. They're not going to approve our overtime because 'sir commands a lot' won't stop arguing. A6 DO NOT BOW TO THE TENANT!"
-Advisor 3
Update 1: SLM-KNG has been placed in the South wing under minimum security measures (on a shelf, in a jar), no activity from that sector as of 0600 hours.
Update 2: Ok so every single sink, toilet, and drainage pipe has been clogged to such a degree that we have had to relocate some of our more 'active' tenants out of the South wing completely. Upon passing SLM-KNG, it appeared as if he was smirking - or the closest equivalent for a pile of Jello with a party city crown.